Another milestone passes... My mobile phone has just been polluted.
I know this doesn't make me too special, but I thought it was amusing in its own right.
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Don't I feel special? They went all out of their way to send me a text-message on my cell phone! At half-past midnight on a Friday too!
I am about to go to a congratulations-you-got-tenure party for a faculty member. The theme is the Sea Cucumber.
When I asked "why a sea cucumber?" the answer I got was:
The sea cucumber, in its larval stage, has a notochord (a rudimentary spine) and central nervous system (CNS), with which it propels itself through the ocean, finding food where it can and seeking one thing before it grows too old: a good place to stop. Having found such a place, it attaches itself firmly and permanently to that substrate, consumes its notochord and CNS, and filter-feeds for the rest of its life.